This new mode forces players to reconsider everything they thought they knew about portals. The game’s two-player cooperative mode features its own entirely separate campaign with a unique story, test chambers, and two new player characters. Players will explore never-before-seen areas of the Aperture Science Labs and be reunited with GLaDOS, the occasionally murderous computer companion who guided them through the original game. The single-player portion of Portal 2 introduces a cast of dynamic new characters, a host of fresh puzzle elements, and a much larger set of devious test chambers. FUCK THIS GAME AND MAY YOU LIVE A PRISSY LIFESTYLE IF YOU PLAY IT.Portal 2 draws from the award-winning formula of innovative gameplay, story, and music that earned the original Portal over 70 industry accolades and created a cult following. The constant robo-jibberish is seriously pointless – but you clownfags will gobble it right up, and squirm in your seats like good little butterboys. Overall, Fagtal 2 is a boring crapsterpiece. You’re lying to faggot-ass self if you think otherwise. I would think this day and age, you moist millennial motherfuckers would acclimate more to music, ringtones an’ shit. The developers could’ve at least made the sound effects more robust for a robo-puzzler. Pew! Pew! Sounds pretty faggoty, like most of you Fagtal loving bitchbabies on this site. This design is sub-par, and it’s something you’d see everyday. If you fagclowns don’t know what I’m talking about, get your obese asses off the gaming chair and check the grocery stores. First of all the aiming reticle looks like Cascade dishwashing nuggets. The game is trash, and I shall write to the developers to never make another crapsterpiece like this ever again! Fagtal 2 IS GARBAGE!įagtal 2 is a retarded fucking game. FUCK THIS GAME AND MAY YOU LIVE A PRISSY LIFESTYLE IF YOU PLAY IT. Developers are simply trying to overlap for their repetitive, boring pacing and constant use of silly colored, candied lasers. Talking, annoying Western pods doesn’t make this game a great game. Moving little blocks here and there, pressing little faggot buttons, doesn’t make this game a great game. This design is sup-par, and it’s something you’d see everyday. You insipid bastards know nothing of gaming.įagtal 2 is a retarded fucking game. Give ’em any game made in 2hrs they’ll gobble it right up like hungry, needy baby bitchbirds. Look at all these queens defending a quack of a game. I prefer it when you’re pissed off and go into rants about me because I’m under your skin. Oh, hey, did you notice how I didn’t say anything bad about the game, despite the fact that I’m not interested in it? With a little bit willpower and decency, you can do that too, but please don’t. It really is quite satisfying to know that I’ve pissed off one on the few here that constantly shit on all the games whilst that person doesn’t add anything positive to the gaming community.Įven more satisfying to know that I’ve pissed you off so much that you go into random rants about me. Good to see that I’ve gotten under your skin by not doing anything. The only reason I scrolled down to the comments was to see if anyone had left a comment that might make me change my mind, but no one has The only reason I clicked on this page was to see if I still feel the same lack of interest in the games, and I do. I’ve never played any of the Portal games, and probably never will. Kyojin, I think you might have me confused with someone else.
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